Posted by John Hummel on November 6, 2008
William Ayers, called a “domestic terrorist” by the McCain/Palin campaign, has finally broken his media silence in an interview with the New Yorker.
Turns out, other than being an old guy who likes to wear an earring in each ear and wear Boondocks T-shirts, he’s pretty understanding about the whole “Obama didn’t want to have to do anything with me” stuff from the campaign:
Ayers seemed curiously calm and cheerful about the way he had been made an issue in the campaign. He seemed unbothered to have been part of what he called “the Swiftboating” process of the 2008 campaign.
“It’s all guilt by association,” Ayers said. “They made me into a cartoon character—they threw me up onstage just to pummel me. I felt from the beginning that the Obama campaign had to run the Obama campaign and I have to run my life.” Ayers said that once his name became part of the campaign maelstrom he never had any contact with the Obama circle. “That’s not my world,” he said.
This is the guy everybody was suppose to be afraid of?
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Posted by John Hummel on October 20, 2008
WaPo Style sectino had an interesting question about what makes Governor Palin so effective as a VP attack dog for Senator McCain. Basically, it’s because you’re not allowed to hit a girl. Of course, you can hit back, as long as you’re a girl too.
As Palin continues to throw wild punches, analysts have suggested that perhaps some Obama surrogate should strike back. Of course, that surrogate should be a woman. Catfights, it seems, are perfectly acceptable.
As someone with four little sisters who were allowed to beat up on me without being allowed to hit back, I know how it goes.
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Posted by John Hummel on October 19, 2008
Is there any depth of awfulness that Newt Gingrich won’t go to? That adulterous, lying, hypocritical bastard who’s now saying Obama would be like Reverend Wright in temperament:
“And his temperament would lead him to much more like [Chicago Mayor] Richie Daley than like Rev. Wright. He’s not going to have that,” said Gingrich, the former speaker of the House and titular leader of the 1994 Republican Revolution.
And why should we believe anything Mr. Gingrich says? Ever?
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Posted by John Hummel on October 18, 2008
You have to love how Governor Palin is milking this “I’m running for Vice-President” for all that it’s worth. Evidently, there’s <a href=”http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27228287/”>a $15 million price tag for viewing her emails</a>. You’ve got to love how they calculate that number:
it would take up to six hours of a programmer’s time to assemble the e-mail of just a single state employee, then another two hours for “security” checks, and finally five hours to search the e-mail for whatever word or topic the requestor is seeking. At $73.87 an hour, that’s $960.31 for a single e-mail account. And there are 16,000 full-time state employees. The cost quoted to the AP: $15,364,960.
Seriously. I can do a Google search on my email, Click and Drag all of them into a folder. 60 minutes tops. I’m trying really hard to be nice to Governor Palin, but it’s getting really hard.
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Posted by John Hummel on October 17, 2008
Oh, Senator Palin – you’re ability to ignore the events around you is just so adorable if you weren’t trying to become Vice-President:
At those times on the campaign trail when sometimes it’s easy to get a little bit discouraged, when, you know, when you happen to turn on the news when your campaign staffers will let you turn on the news,” she said, prompting laughter from the group. “Usually they’re like ‘Oh my gosh, don’t watch. You’re going to, you know, you’re going to get depressed.’
Gee, I wonder how she’d do if she had to become President. “Don’t look at the TV and the hordes of flesh eating zombies attacking the capital, Ms. President. It’ll just make you sad. Here – look a lol cats instead. See – the kitty has an invisible cheeseburger!”
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Posted by John Hummel on October 17, 2008

You know, just when I think political news can’t get any weirder, it does. Washington Post, while covering the Stevens bribery trial, is reporting about testimony of the cutest kind:
Dana Milbank: Good afternoon from the courthouse on Pennsylvania, where the Ted Stevens trial has reached a climactic moment: his wife, Cat Stevens, had just begun to testify about the couple’s sled-dog puppies when the judge declared a recess.
Can this trial get any better?
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